Every one of the three stiffly starched shirt/ collared kurti with horribly inapt jeans wearing being is an unfortunate trainee who is aware of his/her impending doom and ready to strip that little ounce of self-respect left intact.

To avoid any further damage than the already anticipated, avoid the following :

Gossip

What wards off any kind of boredom when resources are scant? Technically, gossiping. When the animated conversation is on and the boss’s call is upon you, a loud ‘in a minute’ isn’t exactly something that would make you look extraordinarily brainy, maybe pathetically thick but oddly unusual nonetheless.

Your Sad Humour

It is heart-wrenching but face it: there is just no place for your super duper mega foxy awesome-ly hot sense of humour. As terminal as the case is, further explaining of jokes, hand gestures are a lost cause.

Revolving Chairs

Revolving chairs? How desperately you wished you could just spend all life long on one of those without having to do any bodily movements? But your boss excusing away with the phone and you going ‘Wheeeeeee’ while churning like a spindle is NOT justified by any sane sense. The staggered walk, afterwards, like a drunkard is not considered as funny by many, hence refrain.

Playing With Security Systems

Fantasies should totally come up with their own brand of dos and don’ts. Because the absent-minded star-trek-kers would often tempt in mistaking the CCTV surveillance system for their star-ship’s hindsight of the galaxy laid out ahead. Manoeuvring the joystick with utter passion, while pretending to talk to the home-station, sometimes grips the better of most.

“ Arey baba, we it telling lot of answers when security station calling, if changing camera ka position, no mind, beta, ok? No zooming at people’s faces also…”

“han na sir, wapas waise hi rakh diya hai, tension kaiko lete ho?”

Not to kid yourself around with ‘breaking in’, ‘selling info’, just to look tough and boast about the newly acquired security information about the highly sensitive plant. They don’t think it’s funny. And flinging stones at the centrally protected fence, to check whether the alarm system really works is like chopping off your own toe with a chainsaw voluntarily.

Hit On Your Boss

When your fellow-mate says ‘he is too old and illegal for you’, pay heed to it. The thicket for a brain won’t see it, but the saner heads would.

Ignore Score Updates

Feed the busy hands working around with the latest score update, they will like it.

Get Fooled

When your boss goes like, “We will all sit together and spend a few minutes discussing it’…Firstly it is never as nice and appealing as it sounds, and the ‘few minutes’ is a painful white lie just like the whole Santa business.

Get On The Wrong Side Of The Chaiwallah

It often escapes your notice, how your day revolves around a cuppa tea. Keep your friends close but the chaiwallah closer.

Talk To Boss's Child

NEVER give any misleading information to your boss’s son. That retard may get himself bouts of diarrhoea but it will be you sweating yellow!