While things like ‘doing fraandship’ may provide fodder for PJs in Hindi movies, it appears that several people don’t really get the humour, if friend requests on Facebook are anything to go by. People with names like ‘Mast Boyforever’ send long messages (needless to say, riddled with grammatical mistakes) and keep up a long flow of friend requests. A little bit of information, guys- if I reject your friend request the first time, it’s unlikely I’ll accept it the second time. A second request, if ignored, screams in your face that I do not want your name on my profile. I do not want you to access my wall posts, pictures, and videos. If you try to add me a third time, you will most certainly be reported, so you’d better not try.

Most girls will testify to the fact that occasional leery messages such as ‘U luk dam gud’ are standard fare on Facebook. However, recently, I got into an accident which was covered in some major papers. While I got several messages which showed support, there was an equal number of mails I’d rather not have received. Some merely commented on my ‘saxy profile pic’, while Mast Boyforever spoke about how a pipe fell on his head (assumedly explaining his strange behaviour). A certain Sumeet put it astutely, “here's gud quote 4 brav gal. Sadness flies away on the wings of the time...” Whatever that means! A particular Nihal sent me his entire life story and said I was his inspiration.

While all this was very sweet (cough cough), I don’t think that those people realized that they were harassing me. Or maybe they did. I don’t know. Anyway, a message to all of you out there, girls DO NOT appreciate being stalked on Facebook or anywhere else. If you command me to add you, I’m more likely to be disgusted and delete your message.

More often than not, though, these messages are a source of unlimited entertainment on a girls’ night in. Following are some of the funniest messages that my friends and I have received from various random guys.

Message 1

Hell...O cuty!
Sure, by all meanz, you are doing good and everything with you is in right shape and place
Just gone through over your profile
And would like to be with you
Well, I am a Gigolo
So, if some one in your circle looking for the same …… Please let her inform
And as itz hard for me to CUM online very often
May I know your Chat IDz
Mine are
ON YAHOO CHAT
greatindiangigolo
greatindiangigoloagain
againgreatindiangigolo
ON GTALK and HOTMAIL
greatindiangigolo
Looking forward to grab you there
Manu

Message 2

Mihir Patil
hie... Would u like to b my frnd.. I can't send u frndship request... Due to error..''of preventing misuse of facebook...'' If u lyk to b my frnd will u send me frnd request....

Message 3

Vedang Gad
hi nice pic ha.....really nice one...i just like it.....Good.

And last, but not least...

Message 4

Alok Pandey
My Name is Alok ,
I leave in Kandivali I am near about ur age.
And at Last i want to be ur Heartiest best friend for my life..

Some More..

Hope you laughed as much as I did when I read these!
And since this is my first article for Whackk, I’d love to have feedback- good, bad and ugly. Thanks!