There’s something about music which affects you in the right places. That is precisely why musicians are the only ones who get blubbering groupies in varying stages of climax. Not doctors, not shirtless yoga instructors, it’s just the musicians. Most parents blame music for 80 % teen pregnancies. It’s always that guy from that shady band at that shady garage who knocks up all the neighbourhood daughters. Why you may ask. As always, I shall enlighten you about everything musical and dirty.

Sexuality has been a permanent fixture in the history of music. Subliminal or otherwise, it slyly carved its own niche until people unconsciously started craving it. The most blatant overuse of sexuality can be seen in Rock and roll. Not surprising as the words rock and roll were black slangs for sexual intercourse. The blues did it, Jazz did it, Hip hop did it, Birds and bees did it until it music just couldn’t do without it. I give you songs which your mother should’ve warned you about, in no particular order or genre.

Let Me Put My Love Into You - AC/DC

AC/DC has never been big on subtlety. They scoff at it, like a 16 year old chick scoffs at shoes which are not shiny and red. With each song they scoop a whole lot of sexuality and slap it on your face and spreading it all over for maximum effect. Every solo, every syllable drips (like the women listening) copiously of double entendres and suggestiveness.

Let Me Put My Love into You was rated number 6 in the Parents Music Resource Center Filthy Fifteen list.
 

Why don’t we do it in the road? - Beatles

The Beatles didn’t want to just hold hands anymore. In the song they skip a couple of bases which come after holding hands and start asking repeatedly just why don’t they do it in the road. You can sense the sheer pent up frustration they harbour after years of just holding hands.

McCartney wrote the song after seeing two monkeys copulating in the street while on retreat in Rishikesh, India, with the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi.
 

Wicked Game- Chris Isaak

The video has Helena Christensen bouncing around the beach topless and Chris trying to keep up with her, shirtless. As the song progresses Helena tries to take off whatever small piece of clothing she has on her body with Chris looking like he can’t believe his luck throughout the video.

The song ranked #4 on VH1's 50 Sexiest Video Moments.

Meet Me In The Bathroom - The Strokes

I’ve put this song because the title makes me laugh. It’s something a lonely professor would say to a single mom at some PTA meeting. Otherwise a great song, which gave The Strokes a lot of good ol’ bathroom action.

The song was a hit among loveless professors and men with greasy moustaches and bladder control problems.
 

Woman Love - Gene Vincent

Woman love was considered quite the blasphemy when it originally came out. Gene Vincent of the Be-Bop-a-lula fame needed some woman love so he went and wrote a song about it.

Rumours are that Vincent was convicted of public obscenity and fined $10,000 by the state of Virginia for his live performance of the erotic, "Woman Love"
 

It’s no coinkidink that when you shorten Sex and Music it becomes S&M. It’s all a part of a big elaborate plan in which you are just a teeny tiny engorged pawn.