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The life of a normal child isn’t easy. We have our own share of drama, appearances to keep up, statuses to update, friends to stalk and on top of that we have homework. Our parents too don’t make it any simpler. Here’s a look at the 5 most SLRB-Spoilt Little Rich Brats.

Shahrukh Khan and Gauri Khan: Aryan and Suhana

Jab baap ho Don toh phir G.One toh set hi hoga na. Koi shakh?
 

 

 

Brangelina: Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, Knox, and Vivienne.

My sources (the internet) tell me that Mr. and Mrs. Smith spend 10 Million every year. Yes you read it right. 10 MILLION every YEAR just on their kids. Their first biological child was referred to as “the most anticipated baby since Jesus Christ” and now she’s the most influential celebrity child.


 

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes: Suri Cruise

2 million wardrobe, 5 million birthday gift. Enough said.

 

 

Becks and Posh: Brooklyn, Romeo, Cruz and Harper.

I don’t know when they’ll start bending it like Beckham, but daddy dearest makes sure they certainly live upto their mommy’s name with a treehouse worth $20,000 and private jet planes to fly around in. Their newest sibling Harper is yet to be seen in the same outfit twice and she’s only 4 months old.
 

 

 

Barrack and Michelle Obama: Malia and Sasha Obama.

They live in THE White House, their dad’s the President of the economic centre of the world and they get private performances by the cast of Glee, of High School Musical and Justin Bieber.

Other such children in the spoilt-rotten list are Max Aguilera with his 56 square metres big nursery, Zachary Furnish-John with his 1.3 million dollar flat, Prince, Paris and Blanket Jackson to whom their servants line up in uniforms and wave at their arrivals and departures, Lila Grace Moss with a wardrobe that rivals Suri’s, Lourdes Leon who is a regular at the spa since she was 11, Monroe and Moroccan Carey who have diamonds encrusted on their nappy pins are reported to own more than 50 pairs of shoes each – despite the fact that they can't yet walk.

Not only does being pregnant make the front page, hiding one’s pregnancy does too. From couture for the to-be-momma, to who’s who of the industry are coming in to give them their blessings, it all makes it to the news. Apparently sharing your baby’s first photos with your loved ones isn’t just a Christmas tradition, but a rather profitable business venture. Reportedly Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt sold the first clicks of twins Vivienne and Knox for a whopping $14 million.

 

Baby Names

Chris Martin (Yes Yes.. Coldplay. The one who writes amazing lyrics) named his kid ‘Apple’. Full name: Apple Martin[i]. Is it only me or do you also want him to have another kid and name him/her ‘Blackberry’? But that’s not even the worst! Bono from U2 named his kid ‘Memphis Eve’. But I don’t blame him; the man calls himself ‘Bono’. Mr Rambo likes to call his child ‘Sage Moonblood’ but it’s okay. Watching his movies are mentally injurious for me, I can only imagine the trauma the one to act all that must have gone through. David Duchovny and Tea Leoni call their kid ……‘Kyd’. Really? I’ve seen fictional pets with better names and you couldn’t even spell, much less think of an actual name! Toni Braxton calls her son ‘Denim’. When he grows up, imagine if he marries someone named ‘Leggings’ and names his kid ‘Jeggings’. Whattefamily!

But you HAVE TO give it to these parents for originality.

So the next time you pick up an argument with your parents on why they picked something as common as ‘Saumya’ or something as uncool as ‘Sulakshmi’ (I’m not here to make friends. I’m just telling you the truth but my apologies to any person living or dead who may have been offended by this) consider yourself lucky.

 

Babies In The Future

Watch out for more as Beti B joins the list of high profile celeb kids and Destiny’s child’s child who is said to be born in January/February next year with two rockstars rocking his/her cradle.

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