Rickshaws, petrol, Canteen food, Buses, Movies, its all become so expensive. The unthinkable has happened! The untouchables have been molested! Price rise has hit us students, and hit us HARD!!

Till now , things like inflation , price rise, crude oil price , seemed like far off things which would never really affect us. Something like the moon being an extra meter closer to the earth. Who cares! Well, now we do. Simply because inflation has now entered our territory. The sacred student territory!
 

So here’s a list of things that have changed all thanks to the dreaded inflation bug :

1. Buses and trains feel much more comfortable now. The cheap sweaty crowd can be dealt with. Yeah!

2. We’re the ones telling the Rick drivers , “Chhutta nahi hai boss!”! Revenge for all those times they usurped our change. Grrrrr….

3. The couples pretend to be all lovey-dovey, but deep inside they’re absolutely jealous of the singles now. A gf/bf seems like an extra 500 bucks per month man!

4. That same obese rich chick has an all new sex appeal about her. SHE”S RICH!! That’s the sex appeal!

5. You start convincing everyone that long hair and stubble in so in!

6. You stare at the Rick/Taxi meter more than the hot girl driving in the next lane.

7. LP, Eminem or Coldplay’s lyrics seem irrelevant in front of “Mehngaayi Dayan”! :P

8. The Cig packet in your pocket no more reads “Marlboro”. It reads “Godan Garam”!

9. Your FB status reads , “I publicly accept that Sindhis are the smartest race alive!” Heck, they started preparing for this inflation period since their friggin advent. ROFL!

10. Friend : Dude, We’re gonna grab a beer, you coming?
You : BEEEEERRR!!
*shuffles pocket*
You : Actually, ummm…..I gave up drinking. Ya!