Wall Of Fame
The Wall Of Fame! It's not easy getting here. Not at all. You have to pass through three stages of intense physical examinations. Soon after that you are put through 3 months of complete isolation. Then we ask you to survive without texting, facebooking and even twitter- ing for 7 whole weeks.
After such gruelling tests most people end up like a lobotomy patient. If you survive, we put a studly picture and a heart touching/warming/melting testimonial.
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You could have been there for us when we needed help. Helped us shape, grow and make Whackk! the eptiome of awesomeness that it is now and find your studly picture and heart touching/warming/melting testimonials here.
We owe you guys.
Now here's a certified 100% Whackked writer. Siddhu(as he's more popularly known) comes up with stuff that ranges from funny, serious to outright weird (where you'll be left wondering whether to laugh or try to make sense of the article).
He bears an uncanny resemblance to Chetan Bhagat, which he slyly uses to get some much needed action. Somehow he succeeded last month and now he's in a relationship.
So even though he's throwing attitude with the 'I'm not getting no time man!' excuses, we hope he doesn't give his new GF the preference over Whackk!
Because Siddhu's been with with us since the first issue of Whackk. When People thought we were a bunch of wannabe retards!!
Who want's to see Siddhu write for Whackk! again?
*crowd raises hands*
Yeah!
* A few months back *
"Dude we just started a new E-mag."
Pulkit : "You f**kers didn't even tell me about it!! "
"Dude...umm..we didn't think you'd be interested!"
Pulkit : " Ofcourse I'm interested you sl*ts!!"
That's Pulkit, always drunk and ready to help!
At 6 ft 4 inches, this monster can do more than just intimidate someone. Pulkit A.K.A "Chilli" can argue the wits off of you!
Understandably then, he's a Law student from Pune. So apart from a regular pune student activities (watching T.V shows, Partying , getting wasted) he writes for Whackk. His opinions are always a given major importance in the functioning. Also he's been our last minute help for almost every issue.
He is also secretely in love with one of us.
The guy with the never ending name (Our database cannot handle it, if you notice, his articles are marked as 'Siddharth Sub..').
Sid, as anyone with his name is more popularly known as, is among the most seedha guys you will ever encounter.
He is also the only straight guy who prefers watching live Pink Floyd videos over porn. Loves playing the guitar (punishing his ma *wink*) and would like to get away from Chennai asap.
He is our in house classic rock expert but sometimes diverts and writes other stuff too.
Too much fun when drunk.
Otherwise too.
Dude kills it when he writes! He's a mad-ass movie-maker! And he doesn't even throw attitude!
Oh man, we're such Pranav wannabes!
A Xavierite doing BMM, he's probably the one having the brightest future of all of us at Whackk! (Ya Pulkit you too have a bright future!!)
So its better that we end this desc right now, lest we go on praising him and feeling all the more loser like!
He used to love one of us (again, same guy). But moved on now.
I had this notion - Commerce students are inherently dumb (yeah, I am in science, **** you too).
This specific notion was destroyed when we got Krithika to write for us.
Her articles generally deal with current and critical issues regarding the country - and she deals with them in a completely non-boring-and-ultra-fun manner. Never an easy task.
Most of the people who helped us out in the beginning were people we knew. Krithika came out of the blue and agreed to help us out - no questions asked, no strings attached! *Respect*
Oh and about the commerce students being dumb thing. She is probably an exception rather than the rule.
Blesson came to us like a blessing from above!
Ok, lame as that was.... Blesson came in to Whackk! after the 3rd issue. And since then he's taken to this place like a duck to water. Extremely polite and well behaved( these are otherwise rare qualities at Whackk! ).
Blesson now holds a very special place here.His twisted thought process and eagerness to write make his articles some the best at Whackk!
His selfless nature makes him all the more easier to gel with. And the best thing about Blesson-> his knack of finding out errors in articles( which we suck at!).
In many ways we are both alike, Omkar and Us.
A head swirling with a few too many ideas, he is a superb addition to our team of writers.
Witty and a good music taste (cos it's similar to mine :P ), every article he has given us has kicked some majorly serious ass.
I have a strong feeling that this particular trend is only going to continue.
Go Engineers! :P
We had been covering sports pretty well, but an important aspect, motorsports, was missing. Imagine my excitedness when an actual racer agreed to write for us!
Utkarsh, for me, is a model writer- writes quickly, submits bang on time and is always open to ideas. (There I successfully made this sound like a report card).
And did I mention his articles are just Fatang?!
Passionate about his sport, Utkarsh is definitely the next big thing on the Indian Motorsports scene!